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When I am Rich:
I will buy Moonlight

Here’s the best matching names for twins.. funny!

To all the women out there who read this post, please don’t be angry and hate me, it’s just a joke
Q) What is the difference between women and puppies?
A) Puppies grow up.
Q) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
A) Because they are…
Q) What do women have in common with [...]

Do you know that 5 x 14 = 25 ? And that 25 / 5 = 14 ? This video below proves it

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L’
TEACHER: [...]

How do you sleep? And what does it say about you? Find out the answers below

What do you see in every wedding? A wedding cake! Now, have you ever see any divorce cakes? Here you go..

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your [...]

Heaven has a rule that everybody will be given a car based on one’s kindness in life.
The first man arrived and the angel asked, “How long did you get married?”
“Twenty years,” he replied. “How many times did you cheat on your wife?”
“Five times,” he replied. “OK, ” the angel answered, “You get a Toyota.”
The second [...]