Zirpy

To all the women out there who read this post, please don’t be angry and hate me, it’s just a joke

Q) What is the difference between women and puppies?
A) Puppies grow up.

Q) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
A) Because they are…

Q) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?
A) Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A) Who cares?????….

Q) What did God say after he created woman?
A) I can do better than this! And then he created man

Q) What’s the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?
A)I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.

Q) What are two reasons why women don’t mind their own business?
A) 1: no mind, 2: no business

Q) What makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying?
A) The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no intention of driving .